But if we just wound him the the fun begins *pulls out Jr. Spanish Inquistion kit*

 

vodka's better it's better for you and it makes you fall asleep

 

Amen to that, brother.

 

yea, we discussed that, but it's all good, he's gone for the time being. . .now pass that shit! lol

 

here ya go

 

thanks man *takes a hit* dats good shit. lol is that a pic of you??

 

Yup....Im not always goth....I am just comfortable with what I am....whether I am goth today, or skater, or stoner, or even prep...I am just not afraid to dress how I please.

 

well, you can be my master now too! lmao, j/k. . .you look totally hot like that

 

Not me. Alcohol in any form makes me think I'm a 10 foot tall, bullet proof asshole that might make OMG look good.

*stumbler hands over his bag of legally grown and legally possessed pot under colorado law*

I hope it pisses you off as bad as it did me to find out what the government is keeping from everyone else. I know a thing or two about pain and I know this stuff works.

And it should work wonders for getting over a pain in the ass.

 

yep, back home in cali, its great....hell, in Santa Cruz, we used to walk down the street smoking....all was good and free.

 

*feeling fatherly Stumbler waits until everyone is destracted, makes his way to the CD player and slips in a message from Bob Dylan. The sound of Dylan's braying voice scares the crap out of everyone at first*
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles

 

Beer and Mead are better. Bring forth the beer and mead serving wenches, we celeabrate the defeat of the biggest evil know to the forum, Hillary Clinton, ah what's that, oh, I mean OMG.

 

I say Jagermeister is better.....gots a good flavour, and you know how drunk your getting, cause it kills the throat going down....I loves it

 

I'm a vodka girl, beer in the summer occasionally.....don't die Matt, but I drink my beer with ice..... How come you don't like Hillary??? I like her!!!

I like shots of Jag, I love Jag bombs......Yummy!!! Rondo and I drank a lot of Jag together last summer and fall.....Pretty soon I'm going to have a drink.....mmmmmmm

 

Yes. But we'll have to wait now because you can't dance to Dylan, sorry, I should have asked you first.

 

well, ill be here sipping my drink, come grab me when a good one comes on

 

Sorry, too many slaves as is....not to mention I have a tendency to fall for them...cant be loving every chick on the forum now, can I? I already fell for teh Nikki babe

 

im not talkin love, im just talkin good ol fashioned lust! lmao, but i was j/k anyway. . .but you are a hottie

 

Can't dance to dylan, but you can mosh to Slipknot.



(center text)
Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to beg and not afraid to care
Whats the matter with calamity anyways?
right? get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more time motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in his face
I wanna leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=shit
people=shit (what you gonna do)
people=shit ( cuz I'm not afraid of you)
people=shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
people=shit

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of satan
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

c'mon mother fucker everybody has to die
c'mon mother fucker everybody has to die !!

people=shit
people=shit (what you gonna do)
people=shit ( cuz I'm not afraid of you)
people=shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
people=shit

 

I know, thanks...not so bad yourself, if your avatar is acurate.