Would love you to find out

 

"Let's go find out" she said!

Fresh linen and ready to use

 

She certainly isn't in bed to snooze.

I think sex is on her mind.

 

Having sex with you would be devine!

As you crawl in my bed you notice my excitement!

 

Words like that can be quite an enticement

Some women love seeing they've had that effect

 

And then from the men waiting, they would select

One or two or more to have a good time with

 

Her and I alone and she will be more than happy with the amount she will get!

If you need others to help you satisfy her needs, you aren't the swave steed you lead her to believe!

 

Don't pull her hair because she might be wearing a weave.

She could even be wearing a wig.

 

A wig would not spoil the gig!

Bald women can be sexy too.

 

A bald pussy is wonderful to lick and do!

Smooth, fresh and clean is always nice!

 

A nicely trimmed bush could add a little spice.

Most women wore it that way from the beginning of time.

 

Some might color it green like a lime.

I've seen some pink, yellow and even blue.

 

And what color have you?

Do I get to take a look?

 

Women find it attractive when a man knows how to cook

Even more so if he does with an apron and his buns exposed

 

When I cook naked got to watch if it grows
Don’t want a kitchen mishap with no clothes

 

Putting out fires is how I use my hose.

Now there may be no smoke or flames.

 

Are they some sort of sex games?

Role Playing the Fireman and the woman needing CPR?

 

My favorite is playing the librarian who doesn't have the cash to pay the mechanic who fixed her car
I play an innocent spinster who whines and cries before getting in the back seat where he bangs her brains out

 

So that's what all that was about

When you were seen walking out of your car naked and sweaty

 

Can I offer a free lube job to someone nicknamed Betty?

Sweet little Betty Boop dressed in her scrubs.